Thursday, August 26, 2010

Pays for itself in the money it saves...

What am I talking about here, the Dial-a-matic Food Slicer? The Slap-Chop?

Nope, the NiceRideMN bikeshare program.

I purchased an annual membership for $60 in May, and it has already yielded some dividends. Yesterday serves as a perfect example. It was an ideal day for biking, but I had to be in Plymouth for a morning meeting. I never know where to park in situations like this, because I rarely drive myself to work if I'm downtown and loath paying for parking.

But the beauty of the bikeshare is that it expands the your free parking radius. I parked meters away from a NiceRide station, grabbed a bike, and pedaled my way out of paying $4-8 for parking. There's a station a block from the office so I don't even have to walk very far from there. Plus, the rack's even leave room for my papers (my business papers) and my lunch:



So listen up, my fellow downtown denizens, this could be yours for only three easy payments of $19.99...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

RAGBRAI - part II

(see part I for previous RAGBRAI post)

As many readers know, one of the primary reasons to spend a week traversing the state of Iowa on a bicycle is the food. Every 10-15 miles, the gastronomical siren song is sounded, and many a cyclist is enticed to dismount and gorge themselves from the mobile smorgasbords that line the RAGBRAI route. Some waste no time before willfully engaging in the feast while others, compelled by the need for justification, put together T accounts in their minds and do the mental caloric math before their binge. I required no such rationalization.

One of the most amazing aspects of this experience was how inelastic the demand was for many of the food products. Customers were stacked 50 deep as vendors dished out ice cream at $5/serving, or served up porkchops for $7. I tend toward the frugal end of the spending spectrum, but even I didn't balk at the price for a "Mr. Porkchop" on Wednesday. What's more, I would have gladly paid another $7 on Thursday if we hadn't passed the stand at 9 a.m. This porkchop was de-boned, three inches thick, and needed no special presentation. The tender, slightly seasoned chop spoke for itself served merely in a napkin, and had no rival among the breakfast burritos, other grilled meats, or even ice cream and pastries that I sampled along the way.

Mr. Porkchop is one of the many reasons that I'm planning on riding again next year.

Unfortunately, it's rare that a RAGBRAI event (or any event with 10,000+ participants) is completed without some sort of serious injury or even death.

About 4-5 miles from Wednesday's overnight town (Charles City), my first RAGBRAI experience was almost cut short. As with similar experiences, some of the details are a little fuzzy, but I've rolled it over in my mind a few times and am pretty sure the material ones are still there. Here goes:

I was riding on the right side of the the lane, and a couple riders were ahead of me in my direct line of sight. When they both edged to the left, my reaction was somewhat delayed until I noticed a dismounted cyclists stopped on the edge of the road. I took as hard of a left turn as possible, but was unable to avoid contact. My right pedal clipped his bicycle, launching me into a violent swerve, careening across the lane like a steering wheel-less mining cart from the Indiana Jones movies.

My position on the bicycle had been disrupted as well. In my mind's eye, only one foot remained on the pedals while the other scraped on the ground. My left thigh was hooked around the top-tube as I barely had a hold of the handlebars, trying desperately to pull my butt back onto the saddle like the rider of a spooked horse. As the bike slowed down I was able to regain my normal riding position yet my heart continued beating a million pumps a minute.

When I was finally able to pull off on the side of the road and inspect the damage, I was amazed to see there was no injury to the bike, and only minimal to myself. The inside foot bone located a few inches below my ankle felt like it had been struck with a hammer and throbbed considerably. The skin had also been pierced, but thankfully there was only minor bleeding.

Before I got back on the bike, I glanced back to see if there were any signs of the other party. He stood in the same spot, seemingly unfazed, still talking on his cell phone and on the left side of the white line separating the shoulder from the road. (In case you're having trouble visualizing this, it's generally a good idea to get OFF the road when coming to a complete stop and stay to the RIGHT of the line) I was quite angry that his carelessness had contributed to the incident, especially since I probably would have suffered significant injury had I fallen, not to mention the damage from the bicycle stampede. I resisted the urge to confront him in my fury, and instead got back on the bike and limped the rest of the way into town.

Getting back to the positive side of things, another one of the great reasons to ride RAGBRAI is that it creates an opportunity to meet a ton of friendly and interesting people. Several times during the day I found myself riding along other bikers from across the country, telling each other how we got involved in RAGBRAI and sharing various details of our respective lives' paths. This is how I met Paul from Nebraska, a former engineer turned classical guitarist, and Steve, a respiratory therapist from Tennessee who also rode a Surly Long Haul Trucker. Steve was taking a census of LHT riders' ages and he reported that the mean age was above 50. (He initially guessed my age at 22) He also noted that every Surly LHT he had seen was equipped with a Brooks saddle. I also met Mark, an ex-Iowan living in Seattle who moved his camp-site to give us room for our tent and I even met up with a friend from high school who had been riding all week. It made me wish I was riding more than just two days.

Other than the food, the people, and the minor incident described above, the vast majority of the time was spent in the saddle, cranking away, and watching the view. Since I grew up in Iowa, it was refreshing to cruise over rolling hills on county roads, flanked by the corn and soybean fields of my youth. I didn't experience many brutal hills, and the mileage differed significantly from Wednesday to Thursday. We eased our way into the route with a 52 mile day to start, but by the time I finished the 82 miles the next day, my legs were definitely achy. However, it was the type of soreness that accompanies satisfaction and made me excited to sign up for the full week next year.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

RAGBRAI - part I

I haven't been able to take much vacation over the past several months, so I strategically placed a two-week stretch of time off in my schedule. The last leg of this two weeks involved two days riding through county roads of Iowa on RAGBRAI 2010. I have always wanted to experience RAGBRAI from the saddle, but since my affinity for all things bicycle was mostly latent until moving to Minnesota, I still had never ridden a single mile of a RAGBRAI route until this summer. My dad and I (and his friend) planned to meet up in Clear Lake for a two day stretch. Thus begins a two part blog post on my first RAGBRAI experience.

Before embarking on an extended ride, I thought it only proper to ensure the Drifter was hitting on all cylinders, figuratively speaking. I removed the rack and fenders to allow for a thorough washing and re-lubing session, and replaced the rear brake pads which were well worn. I re-installed the rack, but kept the fenders off since I wanted to wash them, too, but wouldn't have the time to do so before leaving for RAGBRAI.

I had some other errands to run, plus I wanted to eat dinner with Pati so I set the bike aside until my scheduled 7 p.m. departure. After packing the car with all my necessities, I grabbed the Drifter, only to be shocked with the realization that the rear tire was completely flat. Not only was it flat, but a small shard of metal had tucked itself into the tire, and a three inch gash laced the tube. I scramble to think of an open bike shop (my normal shop is closed) and am irritated to be leaving 40 minutes late.

My first overnight was on my friend's couch in Nora Springs, but before retiring for the evening we enjoyed a few malted beverages while I installed the new tire and tube. This is the kind of friend that is willing to wake up at 5:45 a.m. and drive you to Clear Lake to meet up with the RAGBRAI crowd(plus lend you a sleeping bag). Since it had been a busy summer for both of us and even our electronic paths rarely crossed, I didn't mind trading sleep time to catch up.

The 5:45 alarm blurted out as soon as I shut my eyes, and the first thing I heard was my benevolent host commenting on how wet it was outside. All I could think is that I picked the perfect time to not re-install my fenders the night before. Visualizing the splotch of road grease streaking down my back sent me immediately into MacGyver mode.

"Do you have any zip ties?"

- Nope.

"How about bread ties? They'll have to due."

- Got 'em.

I scanned the kitchen, trying to come up with a material that was flexible, somewhat durable, and could resist water. An empty 24 pack caught my eye. The same waxy exterior that keeps these from being recycled (at least in Minneapolis) turned out to be my saving grace. I considered a few design aspects in my head, but ultimately was successfully able to visualize make-shift fenders fashioned from this empty beverage carton. Diet Coke will get a free advertisement today. We had a schedule to keep, so I grabbed a pair of scissors and bungee cords on the way out the door and we hit the road at 6:00 a.m.

As we pulled off of Highway 18 into Clear Lake, I noticed that my fears were unfounded. The ditches were still relatively wet, but the pavement was remarkably dry. I breathed a sigh of relief. Although it would have made for an interesting start to my RAGBRAI experience, I was happy to start the day without any complications.

This experience wasn't completely wasted though. My curiosity got me wondering how these fenders would have worked, so when I returned home I actually gave the construction a try. Look for a future blog post titled, "If I Had Done It, Here's How" (I was completely serious, here it is).

The morning did prove to have one obstacle to overcome though. We had procured the assistance of a support vehicle to carry our bags and tent, but it wasn't easy to locate the vehicle among the throng of bikers and campers. I unloaded my gear and strapped it all to my bike, converting it to a pack mule. I navigated the maze of people yet was not successful in finding the truck. Instead of risking more frustration, I waited until my dad and his friend arrived to consolidate our gear, checking out the riders, bikes, and accessories as they all embarked on their day's journey.

By the time they arrived and we dropped our gear off at the support vehicle, I had been in Clear Lake for over an hour and a half. When we finally rolled out of town on our bikes, it was close to 8:00 a.m., but looking at the open road before me, I forgot about my earlier frustrations.

(See part II of my RAGBRAI experience)